Congrats Jeff – It looks like you are all ready.
Since you will be driving a bunch on the way home, make sure you have a pillow or two to hold against you and buffer you a bit from bouncing in the car. Speed bumps are awful and I am sure my wife aimed for every pot hole. Don't be a hero and try to do the first couple days without pain killers – ask the nurses for some if you are in pain and need some help. On general principle ask the nurses for anything, they are there to help you and they are wonderful helpers.
Prior to the surgery you are going to need some distractions to keep you busy while you are waiting. You are going to wait a lot. So at that time some books, magazines, I watch videos on my phone and/or gameboy, are all a good thing. After the surgery you don't really care all that much. You will just want to sleep.
You have about four weeks now before your surgery so this is a good time to go exercise. The better shape you are in prior to the surgery the faster your recovery time will be. Also after your surgery, get up and move around. Even just a little walking about the surgical ward is a good thing. I drove the nurses a little crazy because by the second day I was up and walking around everywhere so often that they would lose me. But I didn't experience much of the gas release pains from the lapro. That could also be a benefit from the drugs too.
The medic alert bracelet is something you can decided on later. I am still having trouble figuring out which one I want and some people don't have them at all.
You will also have enough holes in your chest and tummy to show that something is up and they will be pretty clear for a few months.
After the surgery it is not going to be as you suspect. I thought I was prepared for all of this and the reality of the situation is far different than the books, guides and other people's experience. You will go from feeling great and full of energy down to falling asleep curled up in a comfy ball in about three minutes. Eating is going to far less a pleasure and more of something you need to do. You will discover foods you really like (Consume) one day and then dislike the next.
And of course, you will discover foods that don't like you. For me my list includes Lettuce, Potatoes, Rice, Bread, well done meat, Raw Apples, (of course don't even consider the skins of any fruit). And you will likely get this feeling like you swallowed rocks and they are just sitting there on your chest. It goes away after a while but scares the hell out of you in the mean time.
My roughest issue was learning to drink water again. I love drinking water and I was the kind of guy that could knock back a cold glass of water as soon as I sat at a table. Now I have to sip. And it better be warmer water because if it is cold I will get this feeling in my chest like someone punched me.
There are two bodyily functions that are a bit disgusting that will likely happen. First of all, you will get constipated. That plugged feeling will happen because you back off on Fiber and water all in the first week. Oatmeal was great for me. Second one is you are going to burp. A lot. I ate something I shouldn't on a trip to Seattle and ended up burping constantly for over two hours. Its just part of life, chew more and try to swallow less air.
You are going to be in great hands. Amson is one of the most caring surgeons I have ever met. It is really interesting to see him come in and check on his patients in the surgery ward.
Good luck,
Blake
ps: If you are out walking about the hospital after your surgery, don't tell the nurses you used the stairs instead of the elevator. That really ticked them off.